It seems that I find ways to complicate my life. I don't mean to make things more difficult, but sometimes I feel Iike I am living in an
I Love Lucy episode. You think I watched too much TV growing up?
Here's what happened. Since we got lost and The Diva missed the whole
Jonas Brothers' concert, I decided to make it up to her. She found out that they were having another concert at the Starland Ballroom in Sayreville NJ which would take us fours hours to get there. Why so long? Before going to a concert, I have to go to the Bronx to leave the other kids with my sis. That now becomes the starting point. Of course, me and my big mouth...I suggested she give them gifts. That turned into a whole mission. I suggested she give them something they could wear...like Tshirts. So, we had to go to ACMoore to buy an iron on transfer kit. Then she had to get the perfect picture followed by the perfect saying. It became a 24 hour project and I am not including the 8 hours we slept. What a nightmare!!!!!!!
Being so unprepared last time, I told her to call her grandmother to borrow the camera in advance. She got it the day before. What did she do? Took a million pictures of herself. Anyway, I bought three packs of batteries. I didn't want the batteries to die before she finished taking pictures. She had to have the perfect outfit, which turned into about $500.00 worth of clothing. I stumbled across some sales: Timberland shirts size 8-20 boys $4.49, Rocawear boys $4.99 and Timberland shirts for men $9.99. I decided to do the back to school shopping and get it over with. Who can pass up G Unit, RocaWear, And1 and Timberland at those prices!!! Anyway, I printed up the directions, even the return trip! I thought I had all the bases covered. The night before, we I went to bed at 1:30am trying to print the iron transfer on the computer correctly. She went to sleep at 3am after she finished printing her iron on transfer.
The next day became a series of disasters, one after the other. The iron on transfers had to be perfect. She called someone we know that has a machine that does it in seconds. The machine was broken...so I had to do it. We are both perfectionists so I knew it wasn't going to be a good mix. Then she still didn't have all the components of her "perfect outfit". We still had to buy a birthday bag, her leggings and the batteries. She wanted to go to the mall. I opted to go somewhere closer. Actually, she was asked to be a model in the store's fashion show, which we wanted to attend...but after all the expenses...we had to pass. I haven't gotten to that one yet.
We go on the road and hit traffic...repeatedly. We get to my sister's house and The Diva makes me blow dry my hair. Like anyone cares what I look like??? Whatever. I did my hair and we went on the road... We hit traffic again, but we were doing good time. After paying a million tolls, we got to the last three steps of the trip. It should have taken minutes instead we got lost for 45 minutes! Not to mention, there were several detours due to car accidents....just my luck! We arrived 45 minutes late ...again! I was convinced we missed it. We get to the door and I show the tickets to the bouncers. I tell them we got so lost, this is the second time we miss their concert. The guy tells me they haven't performed yet!!! Then he made my year...he asked me for ID....to make sure I was 21!!!!! He wouldn't take my word for it! Really... what a gift!
She got to see the whole concert, got to meet them..and they remembered her, she met their parents and took pictures. About the pictures, she wasted the rechargeable batteries taking pictures of herself. No problem, I brought extra packs, right? No, apparently they weren't strong enough and the camera kept shutting off. Luckily, I had packed a disposable camera...which I haven't developed yet. Think that's the end? No!
After midnight, they finally left. That's when we left too. My contact lens was bothering me and it wouldn't stay in place. I couldn't see. Since we were in the middle of nowhere, we followed them out of the place to get to civilization. I figured I would find a gas station. Guess what? They were all closed. I needed contact solution and quickly! After 15 minutes of driving aimlessly, I cam across a Quik Chek. They had saline which I purchased. I took the lens off and couldn't put it back on. It had scratched my eye badly. I didn't have my glasses, which are really old...but I carry for emergencies like this. Long story short, I had to drive with only one contact lens. What's the big deal, right? Well, my vision is really bad...try -5.75! I can't see without my contacts and driving at night with only one eye (I had to cover the other one with a pirate patch I bought the Diva at the concert-long story). With a prayer, I made it home. But ho was I going to drive upstate? I ended up driving my sister to drop off the kids, then to her job and the bank and then back home-with an old pair of her glasses that had the wrong prescription. What did I do? I had to drive straight to the mall and a pair of glasses. My eye was too scratched to wear contact lenses. I spent $115. for the eye glasses, $115. at the Children's Place for The Princess' back to school shopping, $25.00 at Kaybee Toys and then there was the "I'm hungry and thirsty" run. All in all, that concert cost me a ton. They're going to be at Rockaway NJ giving a free concert, which she wants to attend. Nope, I don't think so. I need to recuperate financially from the last two concerts!
I'll post the pictures of The Diva and the Jonas Brothers as soon as they are developed!