The Diva and The Drama!

The Diva wants to be an actress...just like her mommy! Anyway, she is a drama queen. She was on the internet and came across this acting school in California. It's one that Raven, Josh Dolley and a bunch of other kid celebs attended. She made a whole little plan in her head and sat down-like an adult that she thinks she is-with her proposal.

So, she decided that instead of going to PR with me, she should go to San Diego with my sister. Uh-huh. Not for vacation, to live. Yes, she is going to move to California, because she will be closer to LA. The acting school she HAS to attend-or she will die-is in Los Angles CA. Now, she decided she is going to attend the 8th grade over there, that way she can go to acting school, audition and get a role-so she can support us! What the???? So I asked, "Oh, who's going to drive you?" "My titi(aunt)," she replies in a matter of fact tone. "Oh, so she is not going to go to work, to drive you around?!" She looked at me shocked. "AND, LA is over an hour away from her." I told her. "Anyway, even if we all agreed, your father would never go for it!" I'm not about to give legal custody to anyone! What what she thinking? She watches too many movies!

So, that is not the end. Now, I am ruining her life and any chances of being famous! As if she can't do the same auditioning in NYC. I used to audition all the time. I got different gigs. The difference is that my parents weren't realy supportive. My mother thought that a celebrity's lifestyle was full of suffering. Yeah, well I'd rather suffer and be rich than have suffered like I did and be poor like I am! So, that's the latest with the Diva. I'm ruining her life. I'm such a bad mommy!

Oh and The Little One's latest catch phrase is "OH MY GOSHNESS!" Yes, he used to say "Oh My GOD", but his daddy taught him that was taking the Lord's name in vain. So, he told him to say "Oh my Gosh" or "Oh my Goodness!" Well, he combined them and now we hear "OH MY GOSHNESS!"

They are soooo cute. AND THEN THEY GROW UP!